Never run out of
toilet roll again.
Double-length, recycled rolls. Delivered to your door for free. Anonymously.
Endorsed by people with followers.
"Paper to the people... What an amazing campaign to rally around. Come on the boys!"
"God blass you guys 🫡🫡🫡"
"You know you made it when Bog Standard sends you a box of toilet roll"
"Thank u Bog Standard"
"Huge thanks to Bog Standard for the assist"
"Men in their 30s realising they can just subscribe to toilet roll"
"Thank you Bog Standard"
24 double-length, recycled rolls
BBQ test
3-door hatchback test
Boiling water test
Both come in a plain brown box.
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Made in Britain
No imports. No air miles. Just homegrown, double-length rolls.
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Delivered for free
One price. One box. One less excuse to overthink it.
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Whenever you need
You pick the schedule. We stick to it. Change it any time.
How it works.
Choose your schedule
Choose between 4, 6, or 8 weeks. Not sure? Start with 6 weeks and adjust from your account.
We deliver it, free
24 British rolls land at your door on schedule. No supermarket run, no carrying, no forgetting.
Never think about it again
We email you 3 days before each delivery. Skip, pause, or cancel from your account in seconds.
Best value around. Homemade and recycled.
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| Cost per 100 sheets* | 24p | 35p | 38p | 29p | 28p | 43p |
| Made in Britain | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ | ✕ |
| Fully recycled | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ | ✓ | ✓ | ✕ |
| Delivered free | ✓ | ✕ | ✕ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
* Our subscription price; Andrex/Cushelle: 52-week average price per 100 sheets (2023); Who Gives a Crap/Naked Paper: based on a box of 24 rolls; Cheeky Panda: based on a box of 12 rolls (24-roll box unavailable)
FROM THE ANONYMOUS FOUNDERS
"We started Bog Standard because we were tired of being told that toilet roll was something to get excited about.
No one needs quilted, scented, animal-fronted gimmicks. You need toilet roll that works - and you need it to show up before you run out."