Set up once.
Never run out again.
A toilet roll subscription should be the least interesting thing in your life.
Here's how we make that happen.
How it works
Choose your schedule
Every 4, 6 or 8 weeks. Not sure? Start with 8 weeks and adjust from your account — no fee, no faff.
We deliver it, free
24 British rolls land at your door on schedule. No Tesco run, no carrying, no forgetting.
Never think about it again
We email you 3 days before each delivery. Skip, pause, or cancel from your account in seconds.
Which frequency?
4 weeks
Large household
More than four people. Heavy usage. You've run out before and you're not doing it again.
6 weeks
Family of 3–4
Regular household. Guests sometimes. The sweet spot for most families.
8 weeks
Small households
1-2 person household. Sensible default if you're not sure where to start.
Completely flexible
Skip as needed
Log in, go to your subscription, click skip. Your next delivery pushes back one cycle. No charge, no drama, no minimum notice.
Pause for a while
Going away? Overstocked? Pause your subscription from your account. Resumes automatically, or whenever you say.
Cancel whenever
No retention screen. No survey. No phone call. Just cancel. We'd rather you came back than resented us.
Why subscription?
The problem we actually solve
Running out of toilet roll is a uniquely terrible experience. It happens to everyone, repeatedly, despite being entirely preventable. We exist to prevent it. That's it. No deeper mission. No IPO story. Just: no one should ever run out of toilet roll again.
Why a subscription?
Because a one-off order doesn't solve the problem. You'll still run out. A subscription means your toilet roll arrives before you need it, without you having to remember it, plan for it, or carry it home. Once set up, it stops being something you think about. That's the point.
Ready to never think about
toilet roll again?
24 rolls. 350 sheets each. Made in Britain. Free delivery. Cancel whenever.